With human captain's capture, prey becomes predator

Capt. John Kuhl walked down the Quad at Utah State University on Thursday morning much like he had done since the war began.

But something was different.

With every step he took, blood dripped from Kuhl’s body onto the cement. Half of his face was missing. He had no machine gun. And his military hat was now covered with an orange bandana.

Kuhl was a zombie.

“There were only three human captains remaining for last night’s mission: myself, Capt. Bravo and Solomon,” Kuhl said. “Each of us were leading 10 men into the battle. The zombies were everywhere.”

For the first time since the war began, zombies now outnumbered humans.

“They were chasing us from the beginning of the mission,” Kuhl said. “I led my men onto the gazebo in back of the Biology and Natural Resources building, or the BNR. For the time being, we were safe.”

But the human forces have a leave-no-man-behind mentality — so when another faction of resistance fighters was in trouble, it was time to make a decision.

“Word of Solomon’s group being in trouble spread over the radios,” Kuhl said. “As a group we decided to make a run for it and try to help.”

Kuhl and his men left the safety of the BNR and raced toward the library.

“My men and I were spotted just as we started running,” Kuhl said. “I ordered my soldiers to hide in the bushes since there were too many zombies to outrun.”

The decision to leave the BNR proved to be the demise of Kuhl and his men.

“The zombies swarmed us,” Kuhl said. “The last thing I remember is being on my back and seeing the mouths of the undead feasting on my body.”

The captain is now experiencing the opposite side of the war.

“It’s a luxury to have been a human captain,” Kuhl said. “I share all of my knowledge and involvement with The Horde now.”

Nolan Wilcock served as one of Kuhl’s men for two days before a group of the undead caught him on the way to class.

“Kuhl is a great leader,” Wilcock said, pieces of flesh from his last human meal falling out of his mouth as he spoke. “I am glad we are back on the same side of this war again. For the winning side.”

In addition to Wilcock, Kuhl captained many other humans who are now members of The Horde.

Jorri Falslev and Cody Patterson fought with Kuhl as humans before being turned into undead.

“It’s great he is a zombie now,” Falslev said. “He has so much information to share about the human strategies.”

Many who once fought alongside Kuhl as humans are now eager to hunt with him as members of The Horde.

“The Horde is all on the same page,” Patterson said. “There is only one thing on our minds: consuming as much human blood and brains as we can get.”

Kuhl captained a human unit for nearly four days before getting caught. Now he shows no sympathy for the living.

“I used to be the hunted,” Kuhl said. “Now I am the hunter. I like it that way.”

UnDeadline reporters Michael Royer, Becca Golver, Paul Christiansen, Jessica Wardell and Joseph Meadows contributed to this report.

Zombie ambushes decimate human contingents, undead food supply

Zombies waited in the darkness sniffing the air for the scent of approaching humans.

On Wednesday night, Capt. Solomon Razorbane Ruhe led his company of 40 humans on a mission to identify and eliminate Lazura, one of the zombie captains. En route Ruhe’s contingent encountered multiple hordes of zombies.

R.I.P. (Rest In Pieces)
Capt. Thaddeus Beal
and Sgt. Tony Edwards

The expanding groups of zombies prowling Utah State’s campus are becoming increasingly ferocious, Ruhe and his fellow fighters found. The undead have been unable to satisfy their growing hunger due to a lack of victims. Human numbers have rapidly dwindled in the past three days, leaving only a few resistance fighters.

Alex Petersen and Nikolay Hacking were two of the eight humans who survived the Wednesday onslaught.

“We were supposed to find Lazura and then call in support,” Petersen said. “We were getting close when we were discovered.”

Ammunition ran low and survivors were forced to flee for their lives across campus.

“Speed was the best option in that situation,” Hacking said. “We watched almost all of the men in our company get wiped out.”

Peterson became separated from the other humans and made his way through the darkness to the company’s command post, his heart pounding.

“I thought I was the only survivor,” Petersen said. “But back at headquarters I found out there were seven others from my company that made it.”

Another squad led by Sgt. Tony Edwards was tasked with finding and destroying the zombie headquarters. Edwards’ squad also suffered casualties.

“We got funneled in an alleyway between the business building and the Lund building,” Edwards said. “The horde followed us in and I tried to lead the horde away. I was.... sacrificing myself. Another horde came around and I emptied a full clip into the horde before they got me.”

UnDeadline reporters Addison Hall, Blake DeVries, Brooklin Peterson, Kyle Heywood, Ryan Gudmunson and Tavin Stucki contributed to this report.  

Solomon and Fate join forces to fight final battle

Previously separated by philosophical differences, the surviving soldiers of two human factions agreed to join forces for Thursday’s final battle.

The human Fate Faction believed in finding a cure for the undead. The Solomon Faction sought zombie genocide. But now the two factions have found common ground: survival

“We reached out to Solomon because there is a shortage of humans,” said Jeremy Baker, the Fate’s leader. “They want to end the plague tonight and together they can accomplish that feat.”

Former Solomon captain Thaddeus Leavy Beal said his forces were “essentially massacred.”

“Maybe 20 are still alive,” Beal said. “So they're joining forces with Fate's men.”

“I’m glad we’re teaming up the factions,” said Janel Peterson, a human in the Fate Faction. “Without it, it’d be insta-death out there.”

Beal believes the union of the two teams may give the humans a chance.

“I think that the two forces will be able to rally the troops enough to at least give the zombies a fight,” he said.

They’ll be doing it without Beal, though.

Beal captain sacrificed himself on Wednesday afternoon for his troops. Though he has now joined the undead, his devotion to his human team is undying, and he has fought the urge to hunt.

 “Scraps have been keeping me going,” Beal said.

But his condition is inescapable.

“My brain mass has deteriorated quite a bit in my infected state,” said Beal as his rotten flesh sagged from his face. “My human ties are memory based at best.”

UnDeadline reporters Janessa Colton, Misty Inglet, Anna James, Kevin Meacham and Dawn Otterby contributed to this report.

After week of training, one last stand

With human numbers dwindling at Utah State University, zombies are running out of people to feed on.

And that has left both sides desperate.

To settle the conflict, leaders have agreed to a last stand to settle the conflict.

Humans were to meet on the Quad at 9 p.m. Thursday night, where they would either fight off the zombie horde or die.

“All we can do is hope the remaining humans show up tonight ready to fight,” said Rebecca Nielson, a captain for the human forces. “If they make it through it has been arranged that they will be transported to safety by helicopter.”

Those who remain have been training for this moment all week.

Kelvin Bloxham, a human soldier, attributed his survival to the training he has received.

“The day missions have definitely helped me prepare for the night missions,” Bloxham said. “Every single night mission has corresponded for what we train for during the day.”

On Monday the humans were taught how to deal with groups of zombies rushing at them.

“It was a chance for the humans to get together to learn how to use their weapons,” Nielson said. “We also discussed different ways to repel zombies.”

For Tuesday’s training exercise the captains put together a “zombie safari.” They learned how to combat against zombified animals such as elephants, monkeys, gazelles and crabs.

“My group tried to do a turtle formation, where we surrounded our bombers, which worked until the bombers failed and we got trampled by the elephants,” Bloxham said. “We learned that everyone has to be on the same page or our tactics will fail. It was a good lesson about teamwork.”

On Wednesday, after some human captains were captured by the zombies, those left behind tested their rescue mission tactics with a match of capture the flag.

“The training session helped everyone prepare to rescue the leaders that are crucial to our cause,” said Kyler Jensen, a captain who helped organize the trainings. ”All of our training has led to Thursday night.”

UnDeadline reporters Bradley Wells, Hannah Romney, Christopher Farnes, Ronald Henline and Sarah Menlove contributed to this report.

Plenty of blood spilt, but water balloons fail to make a splash

Campus police stood watch during Wednesday’s mission on The Quad after UnDeadline reported immune humans were planning to attack zombies with water balloons.

Upon hearing law enforcement had been contacted, Brian Isom withdrew his previous statement that an attack was planned.

"I was just kidding," Isom said.

Isom had earlier claimed to have not only picked a time and location for his attack, but also was at work constructing balloon launchers.

Some questioned the motives of police in thwarting Isom’s plan.

"They're just making excuses to defend zombies," said Kolya Bondarenko, a fellow human. "They’re zombie lovers."

The officer on site said he was doing his job to keep people safe.

"We would have pressed charges if they had thrown water balloons," said Sgt. Joe Huish, while overlooking the battle. "There's a city ordinance against water balloons being thrown at unwilling persons."

The bowel-spilling, brain-eating battle that played out before him, though, appeared not to arouse any concern for Huish.

Some wanted to see an attack by immune humans.

"I hope they still do it," said Mason Kafi, a fellow noncombatant. "That would be really funny."

Bondarenko agreed.

"It was a hot day,” Bondarenko said. “Why not have a water balloon fight?"

UnDeadline reporters Stefani Lewis, Cory Checketts, Kori Slager, Heidi Smith and Aimee Cobabe contributed to this report.

Accused of war crimes, humans opt to ‘go out in style’

One wore Superman underwear on the outside of his clothes. Another favored a Hawaiian floral-print shirt. They were all clad in anti-zombie battle gear.

And they were all ready for death.

Three rebel fighters, accused of crimes against inhumanity, took a final violent stand outside Utah State University’s Merrill-Cazier Library on Wednesday. Michael Morgan, Tyler Ashby and Tyler Simmons said the suicide mission was an attempt to restore their honor after being wrongfully charged with sniping zombies from a balcony and disguising themselves as noncombatants.

“They really ticked off some of the zombie leaders,” said Ryan Wallentine, a human resistance leader. “A mob of zombies formed to have a showdown.”

But Wallentine said he admired the trio’s desire “to go out in style.”

The showdown took place on the engineering quad just before noon.

“I just wanted to kill some zombies,” Morgan said. “We knew we were going to die anyway.”

The zombies had expected the humans to be marched out of the library. Instead, the three warriors sprinted from the engineering building.

And with that, the chaos of battle began.

The human rebels fired their weapons in an attempt to requite their mortality, but the zombies continued to close in.

In the midst of the bedlam, Morgan turned to fire on a zombie but couldn’t get a shot off quick enough. The ghoul seized him by the throat and immediately eviscerated him.

Moments later Morgan’s lifeless corpse reanimated and joined the zombie coalition.

“I think my underwear slowed me down,” said Morgan, whose bright red and blue underpants were now hidden by his sagging entrails.

In fewer than 15 minutes all three of the targeted humans had been taken.

UnDeadline reporters Tasia Briggs, Kelsie Davis, Chase Christensen, Rachel Lewis and Madison Stone contributed to this report.

Professors brace for new student demographics

With thousands of human students in flight and hundreds more now in the clutches of living death, Utah State University faculty members are preparing for the rise of an undead student body.

“If the zombie numbers become too big then I am afraid,” said Charlie Huenemann, a philosophy professor at Utah State. “But I’m pretty good with a hockey stick. And I can try to protect myself and other human students that are around.”

But members of The Horde say academics need not worry — zombies won’t be killing professors.

“We need to keep them alive,” said Marlee Haywood, the Harbinger of Death. “We want to keep learning.”

Professors aren’t convinced.

“They’re not capable of higher learning,” said Harrison Kleiner, a philosophy professor at Utah State. “Zombies have a tyrannical appetite — an appetite so out of control that it dominates all of their actions. They’re just constantly trying to eat brains.”

Kleiner believes insatiable desires and appetites will seriously frustrate a zombie’s capacity to learn.

“Look, Plato puts it this way: there are three powers in the soul — reason, spirit and appetite,” he said. “And in order for reason to do its work, the appetites have to be moderated or else they’ll come to monopolize the person’s interest in activities.”

Haywood doesn’t agree.

"I think we’re very capable of learning,” Haywood said. “We’re smart zombies. We have strategy, communication and organization.”

In fact, Haywood said zombies are so committed to their educations that they intend to remove the distraction of human flesh altogether by purging campus. And at the rate they’re going it will only be a matter of time.

But many professors aren’t planning to stick around.

“We’ll just run off to a conference, like we usually do,” Huenemann said. 

UnDeadline reporters Lauren Petty, Madeline Millburn, Manda Perkins and Jisa Robinson contributed to this report. 

War divides siblings on opposite sides of undeath

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Brother against brother; human against zombie. Like soldiers from the Civil War, siblings Zach and Cambry Peterson have found themselves on opposite sides of a battle for the souls of a nation.

Zach Peterson is part of the small human resistance group that has been struggling for survival against an army of undead zombies – an army that includes his sister.

“I know what it’s like to fight them,” Zach Peterson said. “The zombies are not going to win, not as long as I have a brain in my body or a bullet in my gun.”

Although Zach Peterson survived the zombie apocalypse of 2011, he wasn’t always such a belligerent fighter.

“I only survived last time because I was afraid to go out there and fight,” he said. “I decided that there had to be some way to guarantee that I would survive. There was only one solution: hide.”

Zach Peterson hid in his dorm room for three days until the zombie invasion ended.

“I was there when he ran away,” Cambry Peterson said.

She’s never forgiven him.

Since becoming a zombie, Cambry Peterson said, she’s found herself obsessed with retribution and is personally targeting her brother, hoping to doom him to the same fate of mindless wandering she now suffers.

“We’ll make sure that he joins the zombies before this is over,” she said.

Zach Peterson doesn’t intend to let that happen — to himself or anyone else.

 “I am living proof that, while cowardly, my strategy worked,” Zach Peterson said. “Humans survived to fight another day but now that day is upon us. We have to work together if we are going to win the day again. I am not hiding this time.”

UnDeadline reporters Erin Davies, Jonathan Larson, Kellianne Smith and Natalie Thatcher contributed to this report.