Friday, October 12, 2012

Scientists say undead aren't, remedy proposed


They have been called ghoulish, undead, rotting carcasses and infected. But according to new research, released Friday morning, zombies at Utah State University should no longer be classified as living dead.

Actually, the infected students are experiencing the effects of a parasite. 

“The students aren’t really dead,” said Greg Podgorski, an associate professor in the Department of Biology. “They are just experiencing behavioral changes because of the presence of toxoplasmosis, a parasitic disease.”

“It is actually pretty obvious when you think about it,” said Erika Lovett, a second-year biochemistry undergraduate. “The affected students don’t eat brains while indoors. They just act a little different.”

Severe toxoplasmosis affects the brain and eyes, causes lymph nodes throughout the body to swell, develops cysts in muscles and nerves and causes schizophrenia. 

“To reverse the effects of the parasite the zombie would have to take an anti-malarial medication called Pyrimethamine,” Podgorski said. “It would have to be a large enough dose to interfere with the RNA and DNA synthesis in the affected.”

Some “zombies,” like Shantell Ostler and Jason Parker, are eager to receive the treatment.

“I would take a cure,” Ostler said. “When the humans face off with me, I know I can’t win.”

“I’m not as confident as a zombie as I am a human,” Parker said.

But not everyone wants a cure.

“I'm proud to be a member of the Horde. The knowledge that I'm serving my people is intrinsically motivating,” Kjersti Matheson said.

Lovett acknowledged that some members of the infected population could be more difficult to cure. Friends, roommates or family members would have to take extreme measures to administer the treatment.

“The zombie would probably have to be tackled and then tied down.” Lovett said. “Once the zombie stops trying to eat brains, it can stop receiving the medication.”

UnDeadline reporters Matt Walker, Chris Larsen, Kelsy Ensign, Summer Taylor and Skylar Christensen contributed to this report.