Wednesday, October 10, 2012

For human resistance fighters, as goes the battle, so goes the war


In yet another illustration of the fate of humans across campus, four resistance fighters planning an attack on a group of zombies near the Geology Building on Wednesday were met with a violent counter-attack.
Zombie numbers have steadily increased across the Utah State University campus since the outbreak began on Monday morning — a fact some attribute to their organized, ruthless and unyeilding hunt for humans.
The humans were confident going into the fateful fight.
“It’s time we get rid of these monsters,” said Danny Mueller, a human. “I’m losing my friends left and right and we can’t afford to lose more.”
But the humans were not prepared for the savage force behind the zombies’ strategic attack.
“Get ‘em,” cried King Strike, on the first zombies to be infested this week and now a leader in The Horde.
On Strike's order, an army of 20 zombies came out from behind trees and bushes to engage in the counter attack.
It was a strategy that has been perfected by zombies as their numbers have grown this week.
“You have to get as close as possible without being seen and then pounce,” said Ethan Ackerman, a zombie. “It takes a little bit of stealth and a little bit of predator.”
The humans immediately sprang into action.
“Move, move, move,” said Mueller as he reached for his gun and sock bombs and fired at the incoming hoard.
But he was not quick enough. Mueller's blood covered the ground as he joined the undead.
“Don’t let the others get away,” Strike demanded as his zombies continued their assault.
The zombies chased the remaining humans across The Quad. The survivors took refuge in the Ray B. West building.
“They got lucky,” Strike said. “Next time we will get them all.”
Strike expressed confidence that the war would end with an undead victory.
“We are going to get everyone,” Stike said. “You can’t escape us and you can’t hide from us.”
UnDeadline reporters Janessa Colton, Misty Inglet, Anna James, Kevin Meacham and Dawn Otterby contributed to this report.