Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The brainless undead? Today's zombies are smart and fast.


One thing was very clear to McKinzie Clarke as the Utah State University student watched a growing legion of the living dead overtake the Logan, Utah, campus on Monday: 

“These aren’t the zombies your parents first saw in old movies,” Clarke said. “These zombies are quick, intelligent, organized and growing fast in numbers.”

While zombies are traditionally viewed as slow and brainless, Tori Winslow of the League of Supernatural Nations cautioned that today’s undead are hard to tell apart from their human counterparts.   

“There are only two signs of turning: the desire to devour brains and raw meat and the animalistic intelligence,” Winslow wrote in an email to a group of organized militia.

Jesse Victors can attest to the speed and warrior skills of the zombies.

“The outbreak started with a single infected zombie who attacked unsuspecting humans,” Victors said. “I got ambushed about 10 minutes after the virus was detected.”

Capt. Jon Kuhl understands it won’t be easy to prepare novice human fighters for battle.

“We try to instill courage and positivity into the soldiers,” Cool said. “But the reality is many of them will not make it past their first zombie attack.”

Indeed, as of 9:10 p.m. there were 131 plagued individuals at USU, according to the league.
  
By that time, militia member Brady Christensen had already resigned himself to a fate worse than death.

“No way I’ll survive,” Christensen said. “With the number of infected growing by the hour my chances of survival are slim.”

UnDeadline reporters Michael Royer, Becca Glover, Paul Christiansen, Jessica Wardell and Joseph Meadows contributed to this report.